Book signing with Kerry & Kurtan Mucklowe
WHSmith Regent Street, Swindon SN1 1JQ
Sunday 23 February from 3pm
Join Kerry and Kurtan Mucklowe, who will be signing This is This Country at WHSmith Swindon, Sunday 23 February from 3pm.
Listen up chumps, basically the Vicar asked us to edit the parish newsletter this month, we weren't gonna do it at first cos the vicar said 'I want you to channel your energy into doing something creative', which he knows brings back Kurtan's PTSD cos our old woodwork teacher Mr Perkins used to say it to him all the time, and when Kurtan actually DID channel his energy into something creative he managed to sand down some MDF to make a back scratcher and Darren Lacey pointed at it and laughed and called it an 'abomination to woodwork', which made Kurtan throw a chair across the room in rage and one of the chair legs hit Rob Robinson and left a dent in his forehead.
Terms and Conditions
Terms and conditions • This is a ticketed event. The ticket price will include a copy of This is This Country • The signing will commence from 3pm • The signing will take place at WHSmith Regent Street, Swindon SN1 1JQ • Early arrivals will be turned away. Anyone arriving to the store before 2pm will be asked to return at or after 2pm • To join the queue to meet Kerry and Kurtan you must have your ticket scanned in store, once your ticket has been scanned you will be given a copy of This is This Country, you will then be admitted to the queue to meet Kerry and Kurtan • Due to the anticipated high turnout, please be prepared to queue • Refreshments will not be available at the event, but facilities are available at nearby outlets • The exact time at which the event ends will be determined by the promoters on the day • To avoid disappointment, we advise you not to arrive any later than the signing start time • Kerry and Kurtan will pose for photographs. We recommend that you check your phones battery and storage beforehand to avoid disappointment • There will not be an official photographer present at the event • Only This is This Country will be signed. No other merchandise will be signed • Dedications may be permitted, time allowing • Anyone under the age of 14 years must be accompanied by an adult. Any accompanying adults will not require a ticket. Due to time and space limitations only one child can be accompanied by only one parent. • Please note the event may be filmed, as an attendee you consent to footage of you being used for promotional purposes • Tickets cannot be resold or transferred and shall not be purchased or obtained from or through any person, commercial agent, company or otherwise than directly by the applicant from Ticketmaster UK Ltd. Any tickets advertised for sale will be void • Management have the right to refuse entry or remove anyone who does not comply with these rules or who fails to follow reasonable instructions on the day • Any signed books not collected on the day of the event will be available for collection from WHSmith Swindon four weeks from the day of the event. You will need your ticket as proof of purchase.